1. Fly fishing is either fishing with files as bait or fishing for flies.
2. One of them was stumbling over their words so the others were teasing her. It then came time to talk about how many years until graduation. The girl who was having trouble speaking said, "I graduate in 5 years" (which is correct), but another girl said, "no, you graduate in 6 years"... I said, "Guys come on, she can do math. She just can't speak English".
3. My guy friend, who is not into lady lumps, noticed a cute guy and said something. One of them said, "wait, why is he saying that guy is hot?" The rest of the group did this: *facepalm* and she was like, "what? I don't get it!" It took her the rest of the evening to figure it out.
